Get ready for a wild ride into the land of “what ifs” with our collection of 100 Extremely Weird Would You Rather Questions. These aren’t your average “beach or mountains” dilemmas; we’re talking scenarios so bizarre and hilarious they’ll have you questioning reality itself. Buckle up, because things are about to get wonderfully strange.
What Makes These Questions So Weirdly Wonderful?
Extremely Weird Would You Rather Questions take the classic game of choices and cranks it up to eleven. They are a special type of thought experiment that presents two highly unusual or absurd options, forcing you to pick one, often with humorous or disturbing implications. The scenarios are designed to be outside the realm of normal everyday decisions, pushing your imagination and decision-making skills to the limit. They are popular because they can lead to funny conversations, unexpected insights, and a whole lot of laughter. They’re a great way to break the ice, spark creativity, and learn more about how people think.
These questions aren’t just for fun; they can also be used in a variety of ways:
- Icebreakers: Perfect for getting a group of people to loosen up and start talking.
- Creative writing prompts: A single “Would You Rather” can be the starting point for an entire story.
- Debates: Some questions can spark surprisingly deep and meaningful discussions about values and ethics.
Sometimes the best way to learn more about someone is by exploring their most absurd preferences. Here’s how they work in comparison to regular questions:
| Type of Question | Example | Expected Response |
|---|---|---|
| Regular “Would You Rather” | Would you rather have a dog or a cat? | A preference for one pet over another. |
| Extremely Weird “Would You Rather” | Would you rather have a cat that can talk but only insults you, or a dog that can read your mind but judges you silently? | A discussion of emotional resilience, self-esteem, and the complexities of pet ownership. |
Extremely Weird Would You Rather Questions About the Body
- Would you rather have fingers made of solid chocolate or toes made of gummy bears?
- Would you rather sweat maple syrup or have your tears taste like hot sauce?
- Would you rather have a nose that glows in the dark or ears that change color with your mood?
- Would you rather have hair made of licorice or teeth made of marshmallows?
- Would you rather burp bubbles or sneeze confetti?
- Would you rather have permanently sticky hands or permanently squeaky shoes?
- Would you rather have a third eye that only sees in black and white or a second mouth that only speaks in rhymes?
- Would you rather have a fingernail that grows an inch every day or an eyelash that can be used as a fishing line?
- Would you rather have your skin change color depending on what you eat or your voice change pitch depending on the weather?
- Would you rather have feet that smell like pizza or armpits that smell like freshly baked bread?
- Would you rather have a belly button that plays a random song every hour or a knee that tells you the weather?
- Would you rather have elbows that bend backwards or a neck that can rotate 360 degrees?
- Would you rather have a tongue that can tie itself in a knot or eyelids that sparkle?
- Would you rather have eyebrows that change shape with your emotions or a chin that vibrates when you’re lying?
- Would you rather have a cough that sounds like a dolphin or hiccups that smell like roses?
- Would you rather have knees that honk when you sit down or elbows that whistle when you reach for something?
- Would you rather have toenails that grow into tiny spoons or fingernails that grow into tiny forks?
- Would you rather have hair that grows only when you’re upside down or eyebrows that grow only when you’re singing?
- Would you rather have a stomach that rumbles in Morse code or a heartbeat that plays the theme song to your favorite show?
- Would you rather have a birthmark shaped like a famous landmark or a mole that moves around your body?
- Would you rather have a freckle that tells you the time or a wart that sings opera?
- Would you rather have arm hair that braids itself or leg hair that changes color with the seasons?
- Would you rather have a tooth that wiggles when you’re nervous or an earlobe that glows when you’re happy?
- Would you rather have a nose that whistles when you’re thinking or lips that change color when you’re lying?
- Would you rather have eyebrows that wink uncontrollably or a tongue that can taste emotions?
- Would you rather have a forehead that displays your thoughts as emojis or a chin that predicts the future?
- Would you rather have a pimple that sings show tunes or a mole that gives fashion advice?
- Would you rather have skin that’s waterproof but only glows under a blacklight or bones that are flexible but easily bruised?
- Would you rather have eyes that can see through walls but only on Tuesdays or ears that can hear whispers from across the world but only in Swahili?
- Would you rather have a thumb that can turn into a bottle opener or a pinky toe that can turn into a USB drive?
- Would you rather have eyelashes that can fly you short distances or fingernails that can cut diamonds?
- Would you rather have a voice that sounds like Morgan Freeman but only when you’re ordering pizza or a laugh that sounds like a hyena but only when you’re watching a romantic movie?
- Would you rather have a sense of smell that can detect lies or a sense of taste that can detect fear?
- Would you rather have the ability to shed your skin like a snake once a year or the ability to hibernate like a bear for a month every winter?
- Would you rather have a body that never ages but can still be injured or a body that ages normally but heals instantly?
Extremely Weird Would You Rather Questions About Food
- Would you rather only be able to eat food that is blue or only food that is shaped like a star?
- Would you rather have everything you eat taste like pickles or everything you drink taste like grape soda?
- Would you rather eat a sandwich made of old gym socks or a milkshake made of grass clippings?
- Would you rather have to eat every meal with a spork or always have your food served to you by a clown?
- Would you rather only be able to eat food from the 1700’s or only food from the year 3000?
- Would you rather eat a pizza made of bugs or a cake made of dirt?
- Would you rather have to put ketchup on everything you eat or have to put mustard on everything you drink?
- Would you rather only be able to eat food that is alive or only food that is dead?
- Would you rather have to eat all your meals while standing on your head or while riding a unicycle?
- Would you rather have to eat a whole watermelon in one bite or a whole lemon without making a face?
- Would you rather have your food always be cold or always be too spicy?
- Would you rather have to eat every meal in complete silence or while being serenaded by a barbershop quartet?
- Would you rather have to eat a plate of toenail clippings disguised as potato chips or a bowl of earwax disguised as honey?
- Would you rather have to eat a whole stick of butter or a whole jar of mayonnaise?
- Would you rather have to eat your meals with chopsticks that are each a foot long or with a spoon that has holes in it?
- Would you rather have to drink spoiled milk every morning or eat a rotten egg every night?
- Would you rather have to eat a sandwich filled with spiders or a salad filled with worms?
- Would you rather have to lick every plate clean after every meal or have to smell everyone’s food before they eat it?
- Would you rather have to eat a slice of pizza with pineapple and anchovies on it every day or have to drink a glass of pickle juice every day?
- Would you rather have to eat a meal that was cooked by a monkey or a meal that was cooked by a robot?
- Would you rather have to eat a hot dog with ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, and peanut butter or a hamburger with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and jelly?
- Would you rather have to eat a cake made of soap or a sandwich made of cardboard?
- Would you rather have to drink a glass of onion juice or a glass of garlic juice?
- Would you rather have to eat a bowl of cereal with water instead of milk or a bowl of soup with soda instead of broth?
- Would you rather have to eat a pizza with chocolate sauce and sprinkles or a sundae with tomato sauce and cheese?
- Would you rather have to eat a meal that was cooked by a ghost or a meal that was cooked by a witch?
- Would you rather have to eat a whole bag of potato chips that taste like feet or a whole box of cookies that taste like earwax?
- Would you rather have to drink a glass of sweat or a glass of tears?
- Would you rather have to eat a meal that was made entirely of bugs or a meal that was made entirely of weeds?
- Would you rather have to eat a sandwich filled with live crickets or a smoothie blended with earthworms?
- Would you rather have to eat a plate of dirt clods sprinkled with sugar or a bowl of gravel covered in chocolate sauce?
- Would you rather have to eat a dish made of your own boogers or a drink mixed with your own spit?
- Would you rather have to eat a meal cooked by a cartoon character or a meal cooked by a historical figure?
- Would you rather have to eat every dessert with a fork that’s been used to clean toilets or every savory meal with a spoon that’s been used to scoop cat litter?
- Would you rather have to eat a meal underwater while wearing scuba gear or on top of a moving roller coaster?
Extremely Weird Would You Rather Questions About Everyday Life
- Would you rather have your dreams broadcast on TV every night or your thoughts printed in the newspaper every morning?
- Would you rather have to wear a clown costume every day for the rest of your life or have to sing everything you say?
- Would you rather have your house be permanently infested with squirrels or your car be permanently covered in bird poop?
- Would you rather have to spend a week living in a haunted house or a week living in a zoo?
- Would you rather have to communicate only through interpretive dance or only through charades?
- Would you rather have to take a shower in ice water every day for the rest of your life or have to brush your teeth with soap?
- Would you rather have to live in a world where it always rains or a world where it’s always the middle of summer?
- Would you rather have to work as a professional tickler or as a professional toe-sucker?
- Would you rather have to wear shoes that are too big or shoes that are too small?
- Would you rather have to live in a town populated only by mimes or a town populated only by ventriloquists?
- Would you rather have to listen to the same song on repeat for the rest of your life or have to watch the same movie every day?
- Would you rather have to wear a paper bag over your head every time you leave the house or have to wear a bikini everywhere you go?
- Would you rather have to smell like a skunk for a week or have to look like a skunk for a day?
- Would you rather have to answer every question with a question or have to end every sentence with a meow?
- Would you rather have to live with a pet dinosaur or have to live with a pet dragon?
- Would you rather have to live without internet for a year or without a phone for a year?
- Would you rather have to sleep in a coffin every night or have to sleep standing up?
- Would you rather have to walk backwards everywhere you go or have to crawl everywhere you go?
- Would you rather have to live in a world where everyone is naked or a world where everyone is wearing a mask?
- Would you rather have to be chased by a swarm of bees or have to be chased by a flock of pigeons?
- Would you rather have to befriend a ghost or have to outsmart a genie?
- Would you rather have your house be filled with bouncy castles or your yard be filled with ball pits?
- Would you rather have to wear a suit of armor everywhere or have to wear a tutu?
- Would you rather have your name be “Stinky” or “Fart”?
- Would you rather have to live in a treehouse for a year or have to live in an igloo?
- Would you rather have to use a pogo stick for transportation or have to ride a unicycle everywhere?
- Would you rather have to be constantly serenaded by a mariachi band or have to be constantly followed by a mime?
- Would you rather have to live in a world where everything is made of rubber or a world where everything is made of glass?
- Would you rather have to have all conversations sung in opera or spoken in a pirate accent?
- Would you rather have to wear a t-shirt with a picture of your most embarrassing moment on it every day for a year or have to give a public speech about your biggest failure?
- Would you rather have to relive your worst day on repeat for the rest of your life or forget everything that’s happened in the past year?
- Would you rather have to fight a kangaroo or a chimpanzee?
- Would you rather have to live with a ghost that gives good advice or a demon that does your chores?
- Would you rather have to wear shoes made of cheese or clothes made of meat?
- Would you rather have a theme song that plays whenever you enter a room or a laugh track that plays whenever you tell a joke?
So, there you have it: 100 Extremely Weird Would You Rather Questions guaranteed to provoke thought, spark debate, and elicit some serious laughter. Embrace the absurdity, challenge your friends, and discover the wonderfully strange corners of your own imagination!